Please note all aspersions cast in this post are based on widely known facts and are inspired by the unreal lives of the Gaddafi family.
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The Gaddafi family are ensconsed in Muammars compound. They have just finished listening to The Archers.
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi : Hey daddy! I know what we can do with all that green cloth I bought when I was in London at the LSE.
Saif Al Islam Gaddafi : That wasn’t you that was me you idiot.
Muammar Gaddafi: You mean that junk you bought from that little b**tard in Peckham?
Saif Al Islam Gaddafi: Well, yes daddy. We could give it to the people who love you daddy. They could wear it and wave it on TV.
Muammar Gaddafi: Ok. Good boy!
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi: Waaaa! I was going to suggest that.
Al-Saadi al- Gaddafi : Hey guys any one seen my football?
Muammar Gaddafi : Little sh*t. You never could find the ball. Even when I paid all that money to U.C.Sampdoria you still couldn’t get in the first team.
Al-Saadi al- Gaddafi : But daddy I was carrying an injury.
Muammar Gaddafi : You fu**in’ will be if you don’t f**k off out of my sight.
Al-Saadi al- Gaddafi hangs his head in shame and leaves the room.
Muammar Gaddafi : Where is Khamis? I need him now!
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi: Khamis is at the front daddy though it is becoming the rear my great daddy and I won’t stand for it. I am prepared to die for my daddy, daddy. We are all prepared to die for our daddy,daddy who is the father of the revolution, daddy.
Muammar Gaddafi : Yeah- yeah! Do you remember what your name means my beloved idiot?
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi: Erm…erm…erm…
Ayesha al- Gaddafi : You sound like Stevie Gerrard!
Al-Saadi Al Gaddafi : ( from the room next door ) I wish I did.
Muammar Gaddafi : Saif, your name means “The sword of the arabs”.
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi : Does that mean I have to fight?
Can’t I just stay here with you daddy and tell every one on the TV that all the people love you daddy and that we will die together ……….but not for a long time …daddy??
Hannibal Muammar al-Gaddafi : I’ll show you sword of the arabs daddy. It was me who beat up the cops in Paris. It was me who broke my wifes nose.
It was my wife and me who beat up the servants in Switzerland, you pu*sy Saif.
Muammar Gaddafi : Is there any more cold Coca-cola left Ayesha?
Ayesha al- Gaddafi : Nah! All gone (sob).
Muammar Gaddafi : Bas**rds!
(Continues) Ayesha would you defend me at the war crimes tribunal if it came to it?
Like you did for Saddam Husein?
Ayesha al- Gaddafi : Of course darling daddy, King of Kings.
Muammar Gaddafi : You’d like to see me swing, wouldn’t you b**ch? Just like your mother.
Ayesha flounces out of the room in a huff.
Muammar Gaddafi: ( shouting after her ) And you married that loser Idi Amin.
Al-Mu’tasim-Billah al-Gaddafi : Don’t worry daddy , daddy I am in charge of the national security and I’m only just getting warmed up. The UN doesn’t scare me daddy.
Muammar Gaddafi: No, nor me son but you scare me and I never told any one else before but, I scare me.
Saif Al Arab Gaddafi : Where shall we go for our holidays when this is all over daddy?
Muhammad al-Gaddafi: Well I am still Head of Libyan Olympic Committee so shall I try to get tickets for London 2012 daddy?
Ayesha al- Gaddafi : ( Flounces back in room ) Here is some coke daddy. Do you need a straw?
Muammar Gaddafi : No I got a rolled up note.
Muhammad al-Gaddafi : Daddy may I please kill some one today?
Muammar Gaddafi: Just shut it… for gods sake. I need to think.
Saif Al Islam Gaddafi : I’m going on TV again now daddy. Watch me daddy. Daddy watch me daddy. Watch me ..watch me …watch me!
Please FEEL FREE to write what ever you like by way of comments. It's a FREE COUNTRY....continue the plot if you like. I found it strangely LIBERATING.
Peace ( fat chance)